What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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