Dual....:-)
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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