she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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