you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Come see our sink grown plant.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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