Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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