wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
