I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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