If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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