its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Dick very happy bro
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