i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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