My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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