No, you can still breathe under the balls.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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