The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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