I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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