No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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