If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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