Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
