i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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