Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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