he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
