Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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