Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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