what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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