you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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You took a bar mat shot.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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