Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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