it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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