Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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