That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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