Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had