i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...