Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill