awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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