Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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