I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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