I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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