The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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