hotel room ftw
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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