You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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