It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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