I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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