okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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