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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed

  (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  you smoke with your eyes?

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong

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• (585): View more from New York

  I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital

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• (951): View more from California

  Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.

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  Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Just had a threesome with a married couple.

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  Stop living my dream.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place

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• (925): View more from California

  She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.

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