Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?