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(231): View more from Michigan

Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.

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(916): View more from California

If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.

(320): View more from Minnesota

Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.

(916): View more from California

It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

i should start naming my morning wood

(201): View more from New Jersey

great idea but wrong number

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(970): View more from Colorado

At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name

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(205): View more from Alabama

he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...

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(810): View more from Michigan

In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way

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(843): View more from South Carolina

If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?

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