I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You have to summon your inner elephant
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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