When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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