My hair reeks of homosexuality.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I've blown a few things in my day
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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