I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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