I bet he comes in French.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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