Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
All I want is dick and wine.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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