Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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