So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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