So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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