sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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