It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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