So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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