I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
