You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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