His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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