I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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